Me last christmas!!

Me last christmas!!
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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Bitty and the Binky Chucks...

My Brothers and sisters are all black belts, as is my Da Da. As a result, I have started my training early. In Karate, you have a weapon that you use to display your master talents.

Since I'm so little, I can't take Karate yet. I am a master of Bitty Do though. In Bitty Do my weapon is the Binky Chuck.

Binky Chucks make great sense because:

1. It's easy to wield.
2. The mean TSA agents don't try to take it away from you.
3. Binky's are hard when you get hit with one!
4. Baby's and Binkies are like  ham and eggs. They just go together.

So, it's a brilliant Bitty weapon! Here are some pictures of me with my binky chucks.

This is me in my first bitty do outfit - Already I have earned my Bitty do red belt. It's attached to my bitty chuck and is actually part of the weapon.

In Bitty Do we spar with our parents to learn our skills. This is the unfortunate result of my first sparing attempt with Da Da. He disarmed me quickly (note the lack of bitty chucks) and then applied the Da Da sleep hold (which is something like holding the bitty close, telling her you love her, and then just cuddling - it's a  disastrous move!). Please don't be offended by Da Da's harry chest.
Now that I'm older though, I can really give Da Da a run for his money. In this picture we fought to a draw. The bitty chuck hit Da Da in the face, but before he went down he managed to deflect it back at me in an amazing feat of reactionary Bitty Do.


The first time I went flying the TSA tried to take away my bitty chucks! This was my reaction:


Then, I used the bitty do screaming baby defensive technique as seen here:

The result can clearly be seen here:


So, I showed Mr. TSA who was in charge.
Later as you progress through Bitty Do you learn that body language can be the difference between having to use the bitty chuck and other Bitty Do techniques and walking away and not having to hurt anyone. Here I demonstrate The Bitty Do technique  called "Don't Mess With the Horns Mista, or You Get The BULL!"

Like any other martial artist, you have to have your weapon with you and accessible at all times. Here are some demonstrations of subtle and stealthy Bitty Chuck techniques that I'd used in the past.



Yes. To the innocent bystander, I look like a cute kid with a Binky, but to the trained eye I am a weapon of mass Binky-struction!

Of course, I have to keep my parents safe at places like Disneyland. You just never know who is going to show up there!



I'll tell you, I could bear-ly stand not binky chucking this thing in the picture. He kept coming around and wanting to wave at me and I thought he wanted to EAT me....

 Yes, I know you can't SEE the binky on the last four pictures, but it's there, hidden away. You know, mice can be a bit timid and I need to make sure that my Da Da and Ma Ma are SAFE at Disneyland.

Then... there is the best Bitty Chuck trick in the world.... Just looking cute. Here is me demonstrating that skill for you... I just got my bitty chuck cute stripe on my belt the other day!



Very disarming isn't it? I may try to upload some bitty chuck action photo's or video if I get some time....The problem is that I move SO fast that it's hard to see the chuck's in action!



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